**Breaking News: Richard Goodall Joins the AGT Hall of Fame… Permanently?**

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Goodall has reportedly decided to “retire” from *America’s Got Talent*—permanently! Sources say he’s traded in his microphone for a comfy cloud up in the sky, where the jokes are always fresh and the talent never gets old.

Friends claim Richard always joked about “going out with a bang,” but little did they know he meant taking a permanent intermission! One can only imagine him floating around, giving feedback to the stars above: “Too much glitter, not enough punchlines!”

While some are in mourning, we all know Richard would have wanted us to laugh through the tears. He once said, “I’ll haunt you all if I die laughing!” So, in his honor, we’re here to tell bad jokes and keep the spirit of comedy alive—while trying not to summon him from the afterlife!

Let’s remember Richard for his unforgettable punchlines and that infamous audition where he “accidentally” juggled flaming torches while blindfolded. We’re pretty sure he’s up there now, teaching the angels how to deliver a proper one-liner.

So, raise a glass (or a mic) to Richard Goodall—forever a member of the AGT family, and now the ultimate judge in the sky. And remember, if you hear laughter in the wind, it’s probably just Richard making sure we’re all still laughing at our own terrible jokes!