He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said… You wear pants don’t you?
He said.
Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said.
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said…. Why are married women heavier than single women?